The blues in your left  thigh, trying to become the funk in your right. She's a brilliant one, she's poetic and has true star quality.  She's busy with gathers and pleats, but it's what makes her unique.  You can try to dial her down by removing her shoulder pads, but she still sings.  

Made by Tess.

Size 8.  But she can fit a 10 as well.

Made of polyester.